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Santa: Bhai banta duniya ka sabse bada darr kya hai… or yuu kahi ki ek hota hai darr fir ek hota hai Khaf….
Banta: Bhai bahut bada difference hai dono shabdo me.. Darr to tum kisi bhi cheez se jaate ho jaise…
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sher saamne kada ho aapko darr lage ga marne ka..
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Jaise bhoot saamne aajaye… waha darr lagta hai…
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Aap duniya ki sabse unchi building se girne waale hoo.. Tabaapko darr lage ga..
But Khuff. Bhai khuf… iska alag level hota hai…
Khuf… woo chezz hai jab biwi ki 3 miss calls aayi ho or tum 1 ghante baad deko….
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EK 50 saal kaa aadmi apni wife ke saath hospital jaata hai..
Doctor uski saas check karne ke baad…
Doctor: Sir aapko koi poorni bimai hai…
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Aadmi: SIr dheere boliye… bimari bahar hi baithi hai…😷 😳 😠😜 😃
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Husband: Babe Aaj khane me kya banaya hai?
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Wife(romantic mood me): Mood…..
4.
Whatsapp, Wechat, and other chat apps ka sab se bada fayada kya hai…
Bahut saari ladkiya aapas me baat karti hai.. Or fir bhi koi awaz nahi hoti…😂😂👌👌😃😃👌👌😂😂
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Santa: Yaar ye bata biwi ko samajne me kitna effort lagta hai?
Banta: Yaar kya baat kar di tune -” biwi ko samajne ka matlab hai 50gb ki movie downloading per lagana or 49.9gb per error aajana..😂😂👌👌😃😃👌👌😂😂
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Pati patni ek hi plate me gol gappe kha rahe the… Pati biwi ki aanko me aanke daal kar dekh raha tha…
Patni: Ase kya dek rahe ho ji::💖💖…
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Pati: Thoda aram se kaho meri baari nahi aarahi…😆ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚😂
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Ek aadmi kumbh ke mele me zor zor se parathana kar raha tha…
Aadmi: Hey prabhu… plz sun lo meri…
Humesha bhai-bhai ko bichdte deka hai…kumbh me…
Kabhi kabhi pati-patni ko bhi try karo…
8.
Dil Chu lene waali kahani…
Ek din pati or patni sham ko tahlne ke liye nikle… chalte chalte pati ka sir.. Ek dewar se takraa gaya… or khoon nikalne laga… pati ne iss umeed se biwi ko deka ki woo dupatta faad kar sir per lagaye gi…
Patni: Sochna bhi mat… Designer piece hai…😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Santa, uski biwi and saas ek guruji ke parwachan sunne gaye…
Guruji: Jo..Jo.. swarg jaana chahta hai… woo apna haath upar uthao…
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Ussi time Santa ki biwi and saas ne apna haath uthaya….
Guruji: Santa beta tum nahi jaana chahte kya swarg me???
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Santa: Agar ye dono ghar se chali jaaye gi to… mere ghar me hi mera swarg ban jaaye ga…😂😂😂😂😂
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Ek survey ke hisaab se peeche 10 saalo me sadhuo ki ginti 3 guna ho gayi hai…
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Patniyo se nivaden hai ki apne patiyo ko pyar de… Khuf nahi.😷 😳 😠😜 😃
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