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Wife: Babe tum badi achi shayari karte the shaadi se pahle mere liye… Aaj bhi karo naa bada maan ho raha hai tumhare muh se sunne kaa..
Husband:
Sange marmar se tarasha, kudha ne tere badan ko…
Sange marmar se tarasha, kudha ne tere badan ko…
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Wife( Badi kushi se): Aaage aage…
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Husband:
Sange marmar se tarasha, kudha ne tere badan ko…
Sange marmar se tarasha, kudha ne tere badan ko…
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Baaki bache pathar ko usne teri akal pe rakh diya…
😷 😳 😠😜 😃😷 😳 😠😜 😃😷 😳 😠😜 😃😷 😳 😠😜 😃
Wife: B########C########
2.
Santa: Yaar banta, ek sawal hai…
Banta: pooch bhai kya sawal hai…
Santa: Ye jo log bolte hai… 7 janam janam ka husband wife ka rishta.. Ye sach hai kya….
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Banta: Bhai ye tum per nirbar karta hai… Agar to wife ke saath rishta acha chal raha hai… to samajo abhi 6 janam baaki hai… or agar gadbad hai to samjo 6 janam already ho chuke hai… iss janam ke baad koi or aaye gi…
😷 😳 😠😜 😃😷 😳 😠😜
3.
Wife: Mai apni mom ke ghar tabhi jaugi jab tum muje chodne jaoge…
Husband: Haa pakka..per sirf ek sharat per…
Wife: woo kya?
Husband: Ki tum waapis bhi tabhi aao gi jab mai lene aau ga…😂😂👌👌😃😃👌👌😂😂
4.
Patni: Sunno, Tum sirf office ke baare me sochte ho… ghar ke baare me kich sochte hi nahi…
Pati: Kyo kya hua…
Patni: Muje lag raha hai humari beti ka bahar kahi affair hai…
Pati: Tumhe kaise pata…
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Patni: Kyoki aajkal woo mobile recharge ke paise hi nahi maagti…😂😂👌👌😃😃👌👌😂😂
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Santa: Marriage kya hai?
Banta: Apni bachi hui zindgi uss pagal ke saath gujarna jo tumhe sabse jayda pasand hai…😂😂👌👌😃😃👌👌😂😂
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Ek saas apni bahu se badi pareshan thi… kyoki woo bilkul kaam nahi karti thi…
Fir Maa ne apne bete se kaha ki kuch karna pade ga… To maa ne kaha ki mai naa kal mai ghar ke bahar jaadu lagati hu and tu aaker mere se le lena.. Or safai karna shuru kar dena..
Hum dono ko asa dek kar to bechari ko sharam aaye gi… or shayad kaam karna shuru kar de. Bete ne kaha ok..
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Agle din..
Maa ne jaadu lagana shuru kar diya… and bete ne kaha maa aap ruko mai lagata hu…
maa: nahi beta ye tera kaam nahi hai…
Beta: Nahi maa ruko ye muje karne do..
Maa: Nahi muje karne de…
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Tabhi biwi aayi or boli…
Wife:Yaar tum dono itna kyo lad rahe hoo… Baar baatlo naa.. Ek din ek…
Maa, Beta Shant hai 😂😂👌👌😃😃👌👌😂😂
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Wife: Please meri taraf face karke so jao naa… muje bada darr lag raha hai…
Husband: Tumhe sirf apni padi hai…Mia behsak dar se mar jau…😂😂😂😂
8.
Ek newly married couple IPL dek raha tha…. To wife ne apne doubts poochne shuru kiye…
Wife:Ye to batting kar raha hai.. Woo Brat lee hai kya?
Husband: Nahi ye Chris Gale hai…. Jo bowling kar raha hai woo Brat lee hai…
Wife: Wow ye to bada handsome hai… Isko apne bhai ki trah Movies me chale jaana chiye…
Husband: Brat lee kaa kon saa bhai movies me hai..😧
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Wife:Haa woo hai naa … Bruce lee.. 😄 😄 😄 😄
Husband: Hahahaha.. Woo dono bhai nahi hai…
Wife:Iss match me to pakka India hi jeete ga…
Husband: Isme India nahi khel raha…
Wife: Jeetne ke liye kitne run chiye…
Husband: 30 balls per 60 runs…
Wife: Bus sirf itne, her 1 ball per 2 run.
Itna bol kar wife channel change kar deti hai… or Jodha Akbar chala deti hai…
Husband (Majje lene ke liye): Ye Jodha kon hai…
Wife(Gusse se):Tumhari maa… Sir mat kaho mera… chup chap movie dekne do… 😡😡😡😡😡😡
Pati:😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
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Husband and wife bed me late hue the or koi baat bhi nahi kar rahe the…
Wife sochne lagi ki ye mere se baat kyo nahi kar rahe.. Naa pyar kar rahe..
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Ab mai pahle jaisi beautiful nahi rahi naa…
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Mai moti ho gayi hu shayad is liyee….
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Kahi koi or ladki to nahi aagayi inki life me…
Udhar Husband Soch raha tha…
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Saala boss ne itna kaam de diya hai or deadline friday ki hai… kahi weekend pe kaam karna pade to apni wife ko bilkul bhi time nahi de paau gaa..😧😧😧😧😧😧
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Muh dekai per hone waale husband ne apni hone waali wife ko rose ka phool diya….
Wife: tum to bade hi kanjoos ho.. Muje phone nahi koi “Sone ki cheez chiye”…
Pati:Ohh Sone ki cheez chiye thi… Ye lo Takiya and aram se so jao… 😂😂😂😂😂
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